Reblogged from meowmagicianpia
The awkward “I don’t want to annoy you but I really like talking to you” stage.
(via sarcasmismybestfriend)
instead of learning from my mistakes i like to dwell on them until i have a panic attack.
(via sarcasmismybestfriend)
“If you don’t even believe in the possibility of magic, you will never ever find it • How do you know when you’re in love? All the songs make sense • Don’t ruin my story with your logic • The more the merrier • That’s what the great love stories are about, right? Beating the odds? • Stay with me • I love you • I resign • I’m more than a partner • All I could think about was you • The weekend hadn’t turned out exactly as Detective Heat had imagined, but now nothing, not even another murder on the beach, could stop her from getting exactly what she desired most • I’m so sorry • This is me, softly touching your face, pulling your in a long slow kiss • What do you want? You • I just want you • Are you here to annoy me? • I’m here for the story • Detective Beckett, NYPD. Richard Castle, just NY • This is me, kissing you back, running my fingers through your hair • Call me muse and I’ll break both your legs, kay? • Never ever call me kitten • He’s a wordsmith • See, judging and disapproving,you are so my work wife • I’ve gotten used to you pulling my pigtails • Do they know they’re finishing each other’s sentences? • That’s not the kind of owing I mean • Witness refuses to cooperate • He cares about you, Kate. You may not see it. You may not be ready, but he does • My middle name is Alexander • She took my coffee, Castle! What’s next? My soul?! • I need to go… Over there • Alakhazam, Jackass! • It’s not about the books anymore • Thank you for having my back in there • Three armed cops and a writes makes four, you’re under arrest so get on the floor • You and I were just friends for four years. You were trying to sleep with me the whole time • Shut the front door! • Mom and dad are fighting • I want you all to myself • Thank you • You were a mystery I was never going to solve • If only • Is that what we are? • I love you, Kate • I’m not going to lose her again • Elektra • You just want me to take my shirt off again • A writer and his muse fighting crime, just like us • I ain’t afraid of no ghost • Kinky • I think you are the most remarkable, maddening, challenging, frustrating person I’ve ever met. And I love you, Kate. And if that means anything to you, if you care about me at all, just don’t do this • I know I never would have gotten this far without you • I almost died and all I could think about was you • I can’t help but wonder how many other girls have gotten this tour. I’m not going to deny that I have brought other women up here. But, none of them were you • Every morning I bring you a cup of coffee, just so I can see a smile on your face • Four years, I’ve been right here. Four years. Waiting for you to open your eyes and see that I’m right here! • How the hell could you do this? Because I love you. But you already know that, don’t you? You’ve known for about a year now • Look at my life… My dreams come true • You’re not alone in this. I’m here. • Do you want it badly enough to get over being hurt? • People change when you’re not looking • I don’t want to lose what we have • The guy is crazy about you. And despite your little act, you’re crazy about him • I was shot in the chest and I remember every second of it! • Love is not a switch. You can’t just turn it off • This is so much less fun than the other night at your place • You get cute when you get angry. Not when you get angry with me • You two are a walking fairy tale • Where have you been all my life? • Sexpionage • Always • So you liked it? Me too. • It wasn’t a dream • We’re Caskett. Which is good since the whole murder thing! • Isn’t this what your dream are made of?”
Each time I’m asked to tell about myself, I find myself starting the same way: “My name is Kelsey and I’m nineteen..”
but what I’d really like to say is:
“My name means island of the ships but once
I found a translation that said I’m a burning shipwreck-
not a burning ship but a ship that has caught fire
after the wreckage and well, I’d say that’s more fitting.”
I’ve learned that people don’t have time for about me’s.
They need two things: a name and an indication you’re someone special.
The doctors, they want facts not details.
“I broke my leg when I was three, it’s a funny story actually-“
The right or the left?
Conversation over.
The teachers, they want interests, hobbies.
You’re sad, yes, but what do you like to do?
The adults are a spew of questions.
What school do you go to? What classes are you taking?
What do you plan on becoming? Got a boyfriend?
No, stop.
People my own age are the worst.
“I’m planning on an English degree with a concentration in creative writing.”
Yeah, aren’t we all. So how many times have you, you know,
done it?
I’m pulled apart, my interests travelling highway 2
my goals at a stop light at traffic hour,
my medical history on a billboard for the world to see.
But what about me?
Where’s the chance to say,
“I hang on to fistfuls of poetry like loose change in my pockets,
and I keep waiting for the day that the world turns upside down
so I can swim with the stars.
I’m not afraid of darkness, it’s a loneliness I can empathize with it.
It’s the blackholes like cigarette burns inside of me that get troublesome.
I walk through graveyards and read the dashes between years,
each a story I’ll never know. Sometimes I create my own.”
No wonder none of us know who we are anymore.
Kelsey Danielle, “I Was Told to Write an About Me and This is What Happened” (via commovente)(via imnotacoptodayhoney)
(Source: a-lot-of-heart, via atpingwithstana)
dont-argue-with-your-serperior:
im that one friend that doesnt date anyone and doesnt really go to parties or have a life really but when im over at your house ill eat all your food and for exchange i shall tell you bad puns
I want only two things in life, people to find me adorable and people to find me terrifying.
#at one point steve remembers he got married to a stripper #and screams #I MARRIED A HOOKER #and thor looks absolutely offended and yells #HOW DARE YOU SHE’S A NICE LADY
#and they call and tell Bruce who stayed at home to help Pepper and Natasha prep for the wedding #and Bruce is left to distract Natasha from the fact her fiance is MIA #because if she did find out that they lost Clint they’d all be dead #all of them #even the hooker
YOU MADE IT EVEN BETTER
(Source: vega-ofthe-lyre, via likeamountaininspringtime)
This is honestly my favorite Thor moment. He has no idea what that thing is, where he is, what’s going on, but he’s eating pancakes, and the chick with the taser is pointing another electrical thing at him and there are faces on books, but he’s eating pancakes, and yea he’s knows he’s sexy, so yea, he’ll smile.
#Thor doesn’t get enough love #he’s like this huge handsome teddy bear with long lucious locks of golden hair #and he’s sweet and courteous and would tell you bedtime stories about the nine realms
he doesnt even know what a camera is guys,
he just smiles on commandI kind of love Asgardians. Most people would be kind of miffed that someone hit them with a car twice and tasered them. He’s just like “SHE HAS BESTED ME IN COMBAT! LET US FEAST TOGETHER!”
and I can really get behind that.Reason #1.450 why I love Thor.
(Source: fictivereality, via sandcastle-virtues)
(Source: she-took-my-coffee, via alaynebaelish)
